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Life Cycle of the Juvenile Series Book Collector

By James Ogden 

Juvenile series book collectors generally pass throw different levels and stages as they become more sophisticated in their collecting. Collectors usually progress from a Reader to a Gatherer to a Collector to Aficionado to Fanatic or they stop somewhere in between.

LEVEL: Reader

 

Stage I

  Read series books as a child. (Doesn't matter what series).
 

Stage II

  Stop reading series books
 

Stage III

  Disposal of books by yourself, mother, brother, sister or natural disaster.
 

Stage IV

  Series books move to back of the brain, thought about occasionally, but nothing done about it.
 

Stage V

  Stumble upon one or two books from your favorite series at a flea market, antique mall, garage sales, etc.

 

LEVEL: Gatherer

 

Stage I

  Decide to re-acquire your favorite series; format and DJ's don't matter, you just want the books.
 

Stage IIa

or

  If a Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys/Tom Swift collector, astounded that there are so many other series.
 

Stage IIb

  If collector of other series, astounded that anyone else has ever heard of your personal favorite. ("I’ve never met anyone else who even knew who _____ was.")
 

Stage III

  Really regret Reader - Stage III.
 

Stage IV

  Discover that most of the book authors were pseudonyms.

 

LEVEL: collector

 

Stage I

  "Gee, they would look better on the shelf if they all matched."
 

Stage II

  "Boy did I get ripped off at Reader - Stage V and Gatherer - Stage I"
 

Stage III

  Constantly on the lookout for "upgrades".
 

Stage IV

  Do one of the following: Create a special area at home for display of your books, get a series book based license plate, incorporate your favorite series into your internet id or name a pet after a series book character.
 

Stage V

  Find 5 books from the ____ series; decide to collect that series as well.
 

Stage VI

  Willing to admit to other "grown-ups" that you collect "kid's" books.
 

Stage VII

  Can follow conversations on at least one of the following topics: Stratemeyer Syndicate, why the last book in a series is usually the most rare, getting the smell out of books, Farah's guide, how to determine a "first", laser DJ's, book grading, major inconsistencies in your favorite series.
 

Stage VIII

  Have picked up books from at least half a dozen other series; plan on reading them all.
 

Stage IX

  Start collecting series ephemera, if any exists.

LEVEL: AFICIONADO

 

Stage I

  Plan vacations around series book gatherings and/or book hunting locations.
 

Stage II

  "Well, maybe I will try to get a set of firsts."
 

Stage III

  "Some of those firsts are hard to find, I think I'll try for a complete set in format _____ as well."
 

Stage IV

  Have picked up at least a dozen other series, some of which you know that you will never read.
 

Stage V

  Actively pursue books from other series.
 

Stage VI

  You have run out of shelf space for your books at least once, if not several times.
 

Stage VII

  Can hold conversations on the following topics: DJ protectors centerfold vs. no paper backing, series authorship, series artists, minor inconsistencies in your favorite series, etc.
 

Stage VIII

  Add rider to homeowners insurance covering your collection.

 

LEVEL: Fanatic

 

Stage I

  I think I will try to get every book in every format available for my favorite series.
 

Stage II

  I think I will collect foreign editions of my favorite series.
 

Stage III

  Name your children after series book characters.
 

Stage IV

  Decide to collect every series ever made; just boys or girls.
 

Stage V

  Decide to collect every series ever made; both boys and girls.
 

Stage VI

  Change your will to donate your collection to a University.

Originally published in the Yellowback Library,

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